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Annoying People I Want to Punch in the Face

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120 pages. Lined paper. 6''x9'' perfect size to cary around with you. Fits everywhere. Professionally designed with a matte finish. Perfect binding soft cover; no need to worry about pages accidentally ripping. Suitable for taking notes, writing, organizing, goal setting, doodling, drawing, lists, journaling and brainstorming. Personalized notebooks and journals make a thoughtful gift for adults and kids as a functional gift for any occasion.

Annoying People I Want to Punch in the Face Journal White

Author : Creative Spirits Creative Spirits Journals
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A Unique and Meaningful Gag Gift! Cover : Soft Cover (Matte) Size : 6" x 9" (15.24 x 22.86 cm) Interior: Blank Wide Ruled Lightly Lined White Paper 108 lined pages (54 front/back sheets) This gag gift notebook, 6" x 9" Wide Ruled Line Paper with 108 pages (54 front/back sheets) is the best funny Gifts idea, perfect for writing notes or keeping a diary life goals and dreams, task list organizer, goal tracker, habit tracker and journaling. This 108 non-perforated pages composition notebook includes 54 college wide ruled line double sided sheets that is perfect as : Funny Gag Gifts for Men, Women Appreciation Gifts Retirement Gifts Thank You Gifts Inspirational Quote Gifts Funny Retirement Gift

Things I Want to Punch in the Face

Author : Jennifer Worick
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From auto-tune to evites, and TED talks—this compendium of the most annoying people, places, and things will make you roll your eyes and laugh out loud. This revised edition of Things I Want to Punch in the Face includes humor writer Jennifer Worick’s newest and most popular diatribes about the incredibly annoying things she encounters in everyday life and modern American society, like: ancient grains, yoga pants, cold-pressed coffee, cosplay, polar bear clubs, and those ubiquitous family car stickers. And there’s more, so much more. From nail art to celebrity baby names, passwords to mixologists, consider yourself #blessed as you chuckle at the copious bounty of annoyances that chap Jen’s hide . . . and yours. “Anger is like an essential vitamin, and Jen has given me even more reasons to be angry. I couldn’t be happier or healthier.” —Lewis Black, stand-up comedian, actor, and author

Everyday Psychopaths

Author : Jonas Eriksson
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Everyday Psychopaths is a collection of short stories that will both frighten you and make you laugh out loud. Warning: reading these three stories can make you sound like a crazy person. Kind of like an Everyday Psychopath... In Everyday Psychopaths you find three stories, all three of them containing an everyday psychopath of some kind. The first one is close to a horror story with a dose of dark humor, the short second one is more literary but scary in its own right, and the third one is all dark comedy. Included in this collection is also two samples of my novels, The Wake-Up Call and Hollywood Ass. I hope you like them enough to consider checking them out in full. The Stories in Everyday Psychopaths A Killer Date 30 minutes into the date, Sheila thinks there's magic in the air between her and Terry. She can hardly believe her luck to have met a man who seems to have everything. She wants to pinch her arm and ask herself if it's too good to be true, but if she did the answer would be: Yes, it is too good to be true, because the truth is actually horrifying... The Development Talk Jasper is in for his yearly development talk and he's feeling very uncomfortable about it. He usually doesn't like meetings and his manager, Stephen, is kind of creepy. Little does he know how creepy... The Worst/Best Day of My Life Sometimes one day is enough. One day can change your life from heaven to hell. Or vice versa. This is what happened to Joe in the craziest 24 hours of his life... The Wake-Up Call (sample) On the surface he has it all: the women, the career, and the Central Park view penthouse, but behind his well-groomed and chiseled facade he has nothing. At least this is what he's about to realize. Find out how Jack gets his life-changing wake-up call in this fast-paced, heartfelt and funny novel about soul-searching, friendship, and love. Hollywood Ass. (sample) A Hollywood superstar suffers a mental collapse, her marriage is falling apart, her career is on the ropes and the only one keeping it all together is her loyal assistant and friend, Darryl. Problem is, he's kind of in love with her. Soon he finds himself drawn into a story that is much like the movies his employer stars in. But in real life the answers aren't in the script...

White Devil

Author : Adam Crownover
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Punch

Author : Mark Lemon
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Past Time

Author : Corina Simpson
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Punch

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Punch Or The London Charivari

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Managing the Bosses Novellas

Author : Lexy Timms
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USA Today Bestselling author, Lexy Timms, brings you 4 Holiday Romance Stories from you favourite Billionaire Boss couple, Alex Ried & Jamie. Valentine Love To the sweet Valentine that stole my heart… Mark Reid, billionaire Alex Reid's brother, is full of cheesy Valentine quotes. He has a wonderful Valentine's weekend planned for Erica. He's got arranged everything to a tee, even dropped his baby daughter Emily off at Alex and Jamie's for the weekend. Now it's just him and his wife, celebrating not only their love, but what they accomplished during the past year. It's a time for them to catch up and connect on a more personal level, and it's working out perfectly. Except Erica still sometimes feels haunted by her mistakes, and struggles to forgiver herself for the things she did. Add a few difficult guests to the mix and the weekend becomes something wonderful, exciting, and grand. The Cost of Freedom "Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart." It's a year down the line and Jamie and Alex have made it through the worst, together. And come out stronger on the other side. They want nothing more than to keep moving forward. But, somehow, the past seems to be catching up with them. Alex and Jamie have to decide if they want to go ahead with their planned Fourth of July party. Are they going to let the events of last year ruin their plans? Canceling the party would be a crime, because there is a surprise gender reveal planned at the end and Jamie and Alex are both dying to know if it's a boy or a girl joining their little clan. Trick or Treat "Trick or Treat, Bags of Sweet, Stalkers walking down the street…" It's Halloween and Jamie and Alex are getting ready to celebrate it with their kids. The twins and Markie are excited to go Trick or Treating in their outfits and baby Rosie looks adorable in the suit Jamie made her. Everything is perfect. Except, someone's messing with their family. Again. Jamie has a stalker, someone who clearly means business. When a photo of Alex taped to her windscreen isn't enough, a brick through her dining room window is the next step that scares Jamie into a state of helplessness. But she refuses to lie down and take the punches, this time. She's set on putting a stop to this, and she's going to do everything in her power to keep her family safe. Even if it means following a hunch that could lead to nowhere. She won't go down without a fight. The Night Before Christmas Christmas isn't a season, it's a feeling. It's Christmas and the family is together. Alex spent all of December home and their relationship has never been better. But he's going back to work soon, and it's casting a dark cloud over everything for Jamie. It's silly but suddenly she's terrified of being alone again. What if something goes wrong? What if she can't do it all alone? What if it turns out the kids like Alex better than they like her? There are so many things she needs to think about and work through, and its taking away from her time with the family. When Jamie finally has the courage to talk to Alex, it comes out all wrong and only drives a wedge between them that threatens to ruin the last few days they have together at home. Jamie needs to learn to trust herself, trust Alex, and not give into her doubts. Can she learn that before it's too late?

Glee The Beginning

Author : Sophia Lowell
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Calling all Gleeks! Get more of your favorite characters in this official Glee prequel! All great performances deserve a warm-up! Enroll early at McKinley High--before New Directions was even a glimmer in Mr. Schuester's eye. When did Rachel first decide Finn was more than just a jock? When did Puck and Quinn start their secret romance? And how did the fledgling Glee Club function without a fearless leader? Hint: It wasn't exactly a perfect melody. Break out the gold stars and refill the slushies: It's time to find out what happened to all your favorite characters before the show-mance began. Find out more at www.readglee.com

Heart of a Killer

Author : David Rosenfelt
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Jamie Wagner is a young lawyer who is happy to be flying under the radar at a large firm. It's not that he isn't smart. He is. It's just that hard work, not to mention the whole legal thing, isn't exactly his passion. Underachiever? A little. Content? Right up until the firm puts him on a case that turns his whole world upside down. Sheryl Harrison has served four years of a thirty-year murder sentence for killing her husband, who she claims was abusive. The case is settled---there shouldn't be anything for Jamie to do---except Sheryl's fourteen-year-old daughter, Karen, is sick. She has a congenital heart defect and will die without a transplant. Her blood type is rare, making their chances of finding a matching donor remote at best. Sheryl wants to be that donor for her daughter, and Jamie is in way over his head. Suicide, no matter the motive, is illegal. So with Sheryl on suicide watch, Jamie's only shot at helping her and saving Karen is to reopen the murder case, prove Sheryl's innocence, and get her freed so that she can pursue her plan on her own. Heart of a Killer---a gripping story of an ordinary man faced with an impossible situation---is the most powerful and shocking thriller yet from David Rosenfelt, a true master of the genre.

A Gift to Remember

Author : Melissa Hill
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From Melissa Hill, author of A Gift from Tiffany's, comes A Gift to Remember—another New York Christmas love story to warm your heart Darcy Archer works in a small bookstore in Manhattan. A daydream believer, she refuses to settle for anything less than being swept off her feet by the perfect man... literally. One day, when cycling to work, Darcy accidentally crashes into a sharply dressed gentleman walking his dog. He is knocked out cold, rushed to hospital and the poor pup gets left behind. Wracked with guilt, Darcy takes the dog and makes plans to reunite him with his owner, Aidan. As she discovers the mysterious stranger's world of books, travel, adventure and all the wonderful things she's ever dreamed about, Darcy builds a picture of this man and wonders if he could be THE ONE... But does fantasy match reality? What happens when Prince Charming wakes up? Will Aidan be the happy ever after she's always imagined?

Melbourne Punch

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Ballistic

Author : Trey Dowell
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Danny has a simple job: he makes people pay for their mistakes. Unfortunately, even hitmen screw up too. When an exhausted Danny escorts an unreliable accountant to his final audit in a run-down hotel, he realizes the moneyman isn't the only one scheduled for termination. And when you need a professional, lightning-quick gunman dead, they don't just send one man-they send all of them.Alone, facing multiple killers, he has to move fast and shoot faster. Worse, Danny knows the leader of the team-the legend who trained him-lies somewhere in the depths of the hotel...waiting. A short work of crime fiction from our Fingerprints line.

Vanity Fair

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The Hotline

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Dragonflies Saved the Day

Author : Audrey Alexander
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Dragonflies Saved the Day invites you to share in common experiences with the author and grow spiritually from exploring real-life situations. With a sense of humor, Audrey challenges the reader to reflect on what is healthy and working in your spirituality and what needs anything from a mild adjustment to oodles of transformation. Each short entry includes a reflection, an invitation to think about it, and a prayer. Mind, emotion, and spirit are recognized as elements that get along with each other in a balanced psyche, but often get out-of-kilter because life happens. If you believe in God but dont have (or dont want) a grasp on dogmatic religion; or if you feel out of balance but not bad enough for a self-help book; or if youve found some traditional devotional books a bit heavy, then this book may be what youre looking for. With laughter, smiles, and a few tears, deepen your faith in God and lighten your spirit with whimsical reflections, transforming thoughts, and humble prayers.

Mojo

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Punch

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