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Dayzee Dazzle And The Kildare Killers

Author : Edward Allen Karr
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They're gorgeous and dangerous and always eager for thrills. The kills just seem to happen. A lot. Dayzee Dazzle and her best friends, the Kildare Killers, are famous and gorgeous. They're too captivating to be from this planet, and they like it that way. Earthmen can't resist them and rarely survive encounters with them. They find humor in horror, confront the ghastly with laughter and loss of clothing, and leave dead bodies and satisfied smiles in their wake. After Dayzee dodges gunfire in a swanky Beverly Hills hotel, she calls her best friends, the beautiful twins Marilyn and Sophia, to watch her back. They quickly learn that something much more deadly and otherworldly than a common sniper has been sent to kill them all. They manage to survive the assassin's many attacks and learn that it can be destroyed only by a gruesome yet comical encounter in a plush bedroom of Dayzee's mansion in the Flats. Content advisory: This book is intended for a mature audience.

Dayzee Dazzle and the Cadaver Collectors

Author : Edward Allen Karr
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They're gorgeous and dangerous and always eager for thrills. The kills just seem to happen. A lot. Dayzee Dazzle and her best friends, Marilyn and Sophia, a.k.a. the Kildare Killers, just can't catch a break. They only wanted to start shooting their new reality show, "Kildare in the Hills," but the entire film crew quickly ended up dead. Maybe . . . IF walking corpses and mountain lions wouldn't have slaughtered so many of the crew, and . . . IF sorsciencery hadn't transformed Bruno into something small enough to find the portal under Dayzee's mansion in the Beverly Hills Flats, and . . . IF the girls hadn't tossed all of those bodies (and most of their heads) into her basement so they could film the show themselves . . . THEN maybe the Cadaver Collectors wouldn't have picked up the concentrated scent all the way from wherever that portal leads, and they wouldn't have invaded her mansion to gather the dead for their own diabolical uses. Just another day for Dayzee and the twins in Beverly Hills . . . Content advisory: This book is intended for a mature audience.

Dayzee Dazzle And Her Manic Mansion

Author : Edward Allen Karr
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They're still gorgeous and dangerous and even more eager for thrills. Of course, there are more kills too. A lot more. Dayzee Dazzle and her best friends, the Kildare Killers, are famous and stunning. They're too beautiful to be from this planet, and that's because they're not. Earth men can't resist them and rarely survive them.A fter surviving the first assassin that the Guild sent, Dayzee and the twins soon find that another, more conniving force has been dispatched to eradicate them from Earth. This one can do the usual fun stuff, like reanimate corpses, but it also has the power to possess anything made of wood. Dayzee's entire mansion becomes a nightmare of attacking doors, trim boards, and furniture, all aimed at killing them. At least until it realizes just how beautiful the three of them are, causing it to go from simply murderous to murderous and amorous. How will they kill this new assassin? Are they sure they want to? Content advisory: This book is intended for a mature audience.