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Mad Cat Bloke

Author : Kim Wells
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You’ve heard of Mad Cat Lady, now meet the male equivalent. Who would have thought that when Ruth and Kim lost their treasured dog Gyp it would lead to adopting two kittens and a young dog, and then gradually increase the number of feline lodgers at their house to eleven cats? It would also set in motion a life of theft, drug abuse, relentless psychological training, vagrancy and debauchery. And that’s just the cats! Enter a world of cats and cat rescue as seen through the eyes of Kim Wells aka Mad Cat Bloke.

The Cat Man

Author : Nick Bruechle
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The Cat Man is a funny, cynical and sometimes brutal love story of life, love, gullibility and manipulation. Loving, loyal Rex is a dog person dealing with the catty people in his life – Chloe (his obsession), Casper (the Cat Man) and his feline-loving cult members. Will he bring the cult down, and win Chloe's heart?

Keith Lemon s Big One

Author : Keith Lemon
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Two Keith Lemon'sss for the price of one! And some! Have you ever wondered how Keith Lemon from telly got to where he is today? If not, no worries. If you have then you'll find all the answers in this double whammy of LITTLE KEITH LEMON and BEING KEITH, with extra brand new chapters! The star of CELEBRITY JUICE, THROUGH THE KEYHOLE and THE KEITH LEMON SKETCH SHOW shares his incredible journey so far - from flogging Rhino Jeans on Leeds market to winning Northern Businessman of the Year, wrestling 'little people' in Mexico and finding himself sandwiched between Holly Willoughbooby and Fearne 'Nostrils' Cotton on ITV2's CELEBRITY JUICE. None of that made up stuff on Wikipedia, this is the gospel! Plus in a Bang Tidy update you can find out what it's like to write a children's book, peer through Kerry Katona's keyhole and become a Kardashian . . . Told in his own words, with photographs and illustrations from the 'strawberry blond' one himself, KEITH LEMON'S BIG ONE is the true life story of an unbelievably good lookin' lad from Leeds who became a national treasure.

Under the Paw

Author : Tom Cox
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For years, Tom Cox might have seemed like a regular, hard-living sort of bloke -- a lover of late nights, rock music and beer -- but he had a dark furry secret. Tom was a cat lover. Always had been, in fact. For a while, he kept his passion in check, but there was only so long he could postpone his true dream, especially after he met Dee, his moggy-loving soulmate. In 2001, Tom left London and his job as a rock critic behind, and he and Dee, replete with Dee's cat Janet and three new kittens, moved to a remote part of Norfolk, a county where they knew not one living human soul. They thought it would be easy. They thought their cat madness had reached its limit. They were very wrong on both counts. In UNDER THE PAW, Tom records the chaos of owning seven of the most charismatic, idiotic and duplicitous cats in the country. How exactly does a person go from living a fancy-free young metropolitan life to suddenly thinking it is normal to be on 24-hour call for multiple sets of whiskers? What are the essential rules of disposing of a dead pheasant? How do you learn to love your wife's ex's favourite pet? Tom addresses all these issues and much more, encountering death, depression, flying fur and the first human sentence spoken by a feline along the way. Running through all the maelstrom is the heartbreaking story of his long and chequered relationship with The Bear, his oldest cat: a "painfully sensitive" survivor moggy who may or may not be an evil genius.

Navy Blues

Author : Angel Ramirez
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Navy Blues is based on a true story of a young Jersey boy who struggles and as a teen makes one of the best life changing decisions with no regrets by Joining the U.S. Navy. Share the story with Angel as he explains how the average person from New Jersey moves to Puerto Rico, struggles side by side with his father and siblings then learns how a small decision would lead him to spend 20 years of unforgettable moments in the United States Navy, then how an unsolicited decision made a turn in his life and career. Many events are funny and other stories are heart wrenching. If you believe you are struggling to make a decision in life and are ready to risk it all to make a difference, then this book may give you a perspective that at times you may need to make life changing decisions on your own.

Mistletoe and Mr Right

Author : Sarah Morgenthaler
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"Fresh, fun and romantic."—SARAH MORGAN, USA Today bestselling author of A Wedding in December How the moose (almost) stole Christmas. Lana Montgomery is everything the quirky small town of Moose Springs, Alaska can't stand: a rich socialite with dreams of changing things for the better. But Lana's determined to prove that she belongs...even if it means trading her stilettos for snow boots and tracking one of the town's hairiest Christmas mysteries: the Santa Moose, an antlered Grinch hell-bent on destroying every bit of holiday cheer (and tinsel) it can sink its teeth into. And really...how hard could it be? The last few years have been tough on Rick Harding, and it's not getting any easier now that his dream girl's back in town. When Lana accidentally tranquilizes him instead of the Santa Moose, it's clear she needs help, fast...and this could be his chance to finally catch her eye. It's an all-out Christmas war, but if they can nab that darn moose before it destroys the town, Rick and Lana might finally find a place where they both belong...together. Readers are falling in love with The Tourist Attraction: "Utterly charming—a delightful debut."—LAUREN LAYNE, New York Times bestselling author of the Central Park Pact series "An enchanting romcom debut! I loved it." —TERI WILSON, award-winning author of The Accidental Beauty Queen "After reading Sarah Morgenthaler's darling debut, I wanted to hop a plane to Alaska and find my own grumpy cinnamon roll hero!"—MELONIE JOHNSON, award-winning author of Smitten by the Brit "Prediction: Readers will stampede to Alaska looking for The Tourist Trap and their own Graham after they read the first chapter of The Tourist Attraction. Sarah Morgenthaler's Alaska is so vivid and amusing that it really should be a real place in the world!"—SARINA BOWEN, USA Today bestselling author of the True North series

Mad Panther

Author : Donna McDonald
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Sugar left on sentient blade business. She came home to a very mad panther. When the sentient blade sends her on a rescue mission, Dr. Sugar Jennings sneaks out of her Bad Panther’s bed without saying goodbye. Why? Because a woman’s got to do what she’s got to do. Okay, not really. Sugar’s more of a straightforward kind of person who would have preferred having the freaking fight to all the subterfuge. Axel’s father, Rodu—a fellow blade host and her mentor—says asking forgiveness later is far better than asking for permission which she’s never going to get. Sugar doesn’t understand why her alien panther shifter slash next-in-line for the Lyran throne mate is all up in her sentient blade business. She thinks Rodu should have done a better job teaching his thick-headed son about the concept of maintaining some personal space while in a relationship. Sugar’s blade business turns out to be saving another sentient blade host. This one is a silver-spooned, cocky kid fresh out of college whose ineptitude and negative attitude makes Sugar look like the best blade host ever selected. The younger man is amusing and adorable but also a big pain in everyone’s rear, especially her new alien-sister-in-law’s. But like it or not, the kid is the host of the other Protector blade which means he’s Sugar’s counterpart. She has to tolerate him and keep him alive if she can. Honestly? All this blade drama is starting to wear on Sugar’s last nerve. She needs some space to be what she needs to be. Her alien panther isn’t the only one getting mad over the situation. Topics: paranormal romance, science fiction romance, romantic fantasy, humorous fantasy, action and adventure, alien contact, urban fantasy, contemporary fantasy, panther shifters, cat shifters, good versus evil, shifter romance, women's fiction, contemporary women's fiction, paranormal women's fiction, paranormal adventures, humorous science fiction, humorous scifi, sci-fi, syfy, alien invasion, alien theories

Targeted Phonics Student Guided Practice Book Short Vowel Storybooks

Author : Mary Rosenberg
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Short Vowel Storybooks Student Guided Practice Book features specific sections on each of the short vowel storybooks and mixed practice storybooks. Each section includes lesson plans for the books corresponding with a particular short vowel or mixed practice storybook.

The Cat Man at the Horn of Africa

Author : Abas Hasantu
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Abas was born in the sixties. He never knew his name would be the source of his future obstacles. Throughout his childhood, Ethiopia was experiencing a political uprising, and the country was on the verge of war. Through the betrayal of a dear friend, the little boy had to run four hundred miles to the capital to escape his hostility. There, Abas met many complications to completing the education needed to fulfil his dreams. Nevertheless, the impact remaining from the displacements and the instability of his birth country demanded the young boy to pray relentlessly as he ran for his life into the unknown. With disaster after disaster, he became a stray cat. Then one day, the world placed a gun upon him and forced him to transform into a cat man soldier. One can be a refugee, but through faith and persistence, The Cat Man at the Horn of Africa is a tale of how one can still change one's fate.

How Cat Man Came to Be

Author : Ronnie Edwards
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This book is about a hero in so many difference ways. In the natural and spiritual world, mankind is in need of a hero, unbeknownst to most, we need THE LORD JESUS CHRIST. Some the following events are based on reality, others are entirely fictional. The names have been changed to conceal all the characters identities. With these pages, we will show you how people are essentially cats. Cat Man is a prophet, blessed with both supernatural and spiritual power. In addition, he is an entrepreneur, a guardian angel who mentors those in need, and a cat with super powers!